onsdag 29. april 2009


Jeg har sett på Lost. Lost ruler.

Kate: You know, I don’t like the new you. I liked the old you who wouldn’t just sit around and wait for things to happen.
Jack: You didn’t like the old me, Kate.

Sawyer og Kate = win.


Aw. Hayder fra utplaseringen min fikk en kanin i går. Den stod på personalrommet og var grå og myk og fluffy. Og veldigveldigveldig søt. Også het den Sussi, selv om eieren stadig vekk glemte det. Kaninkaninkanin.

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Conductor over intercom, after train stops: Stay calm, people. We are not going down. Repeat: this is not the Titanic, we are not going down!

Conductor: Attention passengers, this is the almost always delayed 6:18 express train to Long Branch. If you were inconvenienced by the delay, shame on you, you should know New Jersey transit never operates on schedule.

Girl on phone: Did he actually try to kill you, or is this like the time at the supermarket when you thought the cashier was coming onto you because he touched your hand giving you change?

Long Island woman: Well, sure, it's a great place if you want to be raped and murdered every day.

søndag 26. april 2009

Oh snap!

These Days, Don't You Lose All Your Street Cred for Saying, "Oh, Snap"?
Preteen thug to friend: Yo, nigga! What's crackin'?
Passing suit: Your voice.
Thug's friend: Oh, snap!

--Fulton St. & John St.

Overheard by: Annie B
via Overheard in New York, Apr 25, 2009

All the things I could do, if I had a little money


Mean shoes


Jeg tømmer mobiltelefonen igjen. Gabbagabbahey.