søndag 9. august 2009

Textsfromlastnight.com

Går kveld er litt blurry, det var øl og cider og rom og vodka og shots, og mange mennesker. Jeg tror vi var nesten 40, en haug av dem hadde ukjente fjes og navn jeg ikke husker. I dag leser jeg her. It's genious. Spesielt dagen derpå. Her kan man le av at andre har vært enda fullere enn deg, eller kanskje bare enda dummere.

(410): can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
(443): wasted?
(410): im pocohantasssss

(518): Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

(513): You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
(513): and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

(321): Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

(330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

(954): you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now

(705): Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives

(313): Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

(440): Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

(732): I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people

(606): I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now. <3 Russia

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