søndag 29. november 2009
fredag 27. november 2009
Effy: They fuck you up.
Pandora: They don't mean to, Ef.
Effy: But they do.
Pandora: Do you think your mum and funny beard have been, you know, making monkey?
Effy: Yes, Pandora. They've been making monkey.
Pandora: Wow. Surfed and turfed.
Effy: Pandora, why are we friends? Do you ever wonder?
Pandora: Well that's super easy. You're my pal because you're the coolest ever, and I'm yours because I totally do anything you say, and none of your boyfriends ever wanna surf me because I'm useless.
Effy: That's it?
Effy: Come on. Lets get hot chocolates.
Effy: Panda, come on, let me in.
Pandora: Go away!
Effy: It was a joke! It wasn't even me!
Pandora: You always bog everything up. It's always you. You do everything you like just because you're depressed 'cause your mum's getting whacked up the pants. Well bogging bog off! This is my party and I'm upset because my boyfriend got deported, and you're supposed to be playing and eating jelly and playing Twister at my party, and telling me how to pop my cherry with my boyfriend!
Effy: Christ's sake, I'll show you how to do a blow job.
Pandora: I don't want a blow job! I want my boyfriend back!
Effy: Panda, I was just.. Panda!
Katie: She's upset.
Effy: Do I ever get to be upset? Do I ever get to be anyone but me? Fuck off.
Katie: Effy, just.. Panda.. Christ's sake.
Pandora: Go away.. go away.. please. I want my boyfriend.
Cook: Alright Panda.
Cook: We're the last ones standing, no-one's got any stamina these days.
Pandora: Right. Wizzer. I wanted to play Twister. And the girls were going to tell me how to do sex.
Cook: Bummer. How do you do it anyway?
Pandora: Huh? You know, you've done loads of sex.
Cook: I meant Twister.
Pandora: Oh! Well you spin the dial, then you put your hands and feet where it tells you.
Cook: Hey, Panda?
Pandora: Yes, Cookie?
Cook: Do you want me to show you?
Cook: You know.
Effy: Any good?
Pandora: I don't know what you mean.
Effy: I mean he's a sensational fuck, yeah?
Pandora: There's a whamming lot of things you don't know about me, Eff. Just because I'm useless don't mean I'm nothing.
Effy: We're friends because you don't surf and turf my men, you said that!
Pandora: He's not yours, Eff! He'll never belong to anyone.
Effy: Shut up.
Pandora: That's why you don't really want him.
Effy: Shut up.
Pandora: He's not the one you want, Eff!
Effy: Shut up!
Pandora: You see, I know that because I'm your friend. But you don't make enough effort, Eff. I'm just there to laugh at. You don't know me. My life, my family, my mum. Why don't you know anything about my mum? I know everything about yours.
Effy: You're right. I don't know anything about your mum.
Pandora: I'm sorry, ok.
Thomas: Panda! Panda! Look, I'm here! Panda! It's me, are you not glad to see me? Mother said I could come back. What's wrong?
Effy: Don't be a twat, Thomas. Give your girlfriend a hug.
Pandora: I missed you. I missed you too much.
Credit to wowsugarpuss@LJ