Gossip

Frat guy: Do you guys rent out this place on Monday nights? Me and my buddies want to come back here.
Chinese woman behind bar: Yes. You want to watch football?
Frat guy: No! Gossip Girl!

I didn't eat for three days so that I could be lovely (Skins)

Tony: My last best mate's Maxxie. He's a bit new, he's a bit cool, he's a bit gay.

Tony : Alright, who's stupid enough to fuck Sid?
Michelle : Cassie?
Sid : No, she's still in hospital.
Michelle: No, they let her out; she's just not allowed to handle knives.

Anwar : I'm praying to my God here, Cass.
Cassie : Oh... wow... can he hear you?
Anwar: I hope not, otherwise he'll know about all those pills I necked last night.

[All the guys at the table are staring at Jal's breasts]
Jal : [to Maxxie] You're gay!
Maxxie: Yeah...I mean, yeah.
Jal: You’re supposed to respect womens' bodies, Muslim boy!
Anwar: I’m respecting. Believe me, I’m respecting.

Chris: Jesus, Sid, are you going to tell me what's going on? It's like a fucking episode of The O.C. in here!

Maxxie: I lost my head, then he gave me head, then we got deported from Russia and I'm really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?

Sid: It's not a night light, it's a glow-in-the-dark Batman - it's retro.

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Bake a cake out of sunshine

Jeg har bakt kake. Hurra. Og ryddet rommet -applaus- Og lest pensum -trampeklapp- Nå er planene a: å dusje, b: spise kake c: se skins d: skrive ferdig praksisrapport e: skru på den stasjonære oldtispcen f: printe ut praksisrapporten. Jeg fikk plustelig dårlig tid. Ææææh. Døgnet er for kort. Og i morgen begynner skolehverdagen igjen (buuuh), og jeg må opp en og en halv time før. Grin. Føkk. Dusje. Nå.

Oh, wow. Lovely

Blingvild ga meg sesong 1 av Skins. Love. Nå er jeg snart ferdig med første sesong. I want more.

hah

Man, almost bumping into hobo: Oh, excuse me.
Hobo: What!? You can see me!?
Man: Yes.
Hobo: Fuck! My invisibility wore off!

Professor: They make disposable everything these days. Disposable diapers, disposable razors. They even make edible underwear, don't they? (class is silent) Yes! They do! (pause) Maybe I'm telling you more about myself than I should be...

Drunk girl to sober companion: Oh my god, I saw this dog the other day. It was a bear!

I do not feel pretty, or witty or bright

I feel shitty. Jeg et halvdaut, surklende og snørrete uvesen. Som ikke vil på jobb i morgen. Føkk hovne lymfekjertler. De er i veien. Self pity for the win.

Crazycats

I går var det kattefezt hos søsteren til blingvild. Aw. Kittykitty. Og Animal planet.