JJ: I think...I think I want to be normal. You know?
Psychiatrist: Yes, so take those pills twice a day

JJ: Just care. Ok?
Cook: About what?
JJ: About me! About me, you twat! You'r fucking twats!
Cook: I pissing love you, J. Nothing's gonna change that, man. You're my very own little frut bat. Fuck Freddie. It's just me and you now, J. Feel the love. You feeling it? Right.
Effy: Come on JJ, don't be pathetic. It's easy. Just tell me something true. Tell me. Tell me now!
JJ: I love you.
Effy: Well, everybody loves me.
JJ: That's a relief.
Effy: With the possible exception of darling Ma and Da. They don't love me so good.
JJ: Please leave them alone, Effy.
Effy: Who?
JJ: I don't mean to be rude but Cook, Freddie and me, they're the only friends I've ever had and you've basically ruined everything and I'd like you to stop now.
Effy: I can't do it, J.
JJ: Why not?
Effy: Thanks for loving me.
JJ: No problem.
Effy: I'd like to be your friend.
(Not mine)